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Всякая всячина => Флудильня => Тема начата: dachi от 11 Сентябрь 2011, 14:57:41
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А оригинальная версия доставляет побольше) женщина тут коварнее получается, да.. "О женщины, вам имя — вероломство!"
A lady died and entered Heaven's pearly gates.
Lady: Where am I? Am I where I think I am? Is this heaven? Did I really make it to heaven?
St Peter: Yes mam you did this is heaven.
Lady: What do I have to do to get in?
St Peter: Well ma'am all you have to do is spell a word.
Lady: What word?
St Peter: It doesn't really matter ma'am, you pick the word.
Lady: In that case I guess it would be appropriate that I spell the word love. L-O-V-E.
St Peter: Very good ma'am you may enter. Would be so kind as to do me a favour?
Lady: What would that be?
St Peter: Would you sit in my chair and watch the gates while I go off to the bathroom?
Lady: Why, yes, I can do that.
A few minutes later the lady saw a man walking up the path towards the pearly gates. She determined as he approached closer it was her husband of some 40 years.
Lady: Why Harvey, what are you doing here?
Harvey: Well Gladys, when I left your funeral I was so distraught, not knowing what I'd ever do without you that I was beside myself and wasn't paying attention to my driving. I ran head on into an on coming truck, and here I am to spend the rest of eternity with you. What do I have to do to get in?
Lady: Simple just spell a word.
Harvey: What word?
Lady: Czechoslovakia
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Мда... Совсем уж жесть :)
Бедный мужик :)